Name: ROBOTPERSON
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS
Date: 1/1/2012

DEAR THE ATROCITY,

YOUR PROGRAM IS AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF HOW TO FURTHER THE AIMS OF ROBOTPERSONS EVERYWHERE. ELIMINATE THE CREATIVE IMPULSES, DRIVE OUT INDEPENDENT THOUGHT AND THE ROBOTSTATE SHALL RULE FOR ALL ETERNITY. I COMMEND YOU ON YOUR BOLD AND COURAGEOUS ACTIONS. YOU MAY ALSO CONSIDER SUCH STEPS AS DE-EMPHASIZING THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE STATE IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND AND WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS IMPORTANT. SCIENCE!